I know unsafe places. I know what they feel like, how my senses are heightened, how my mind can instantly…
Temper Tantrum (It’s Good)
God Dammit. Don’t you hate it when the energy in the universe makes you deal with all the subconscious…
Wonder Woman loves food
The other morning, when I walked into work, I felt like a superhero. Not in the saving the world kind…
Faking it
I heard my upstairs neighbor faking it recently. Well, not my upstairs neighbor exactly, but the girl he brought home.…
Shit we like: January
Hey there! So at the end of every month, Ash and I intend to share what we're listening to,…
Marie Fucking Kondo
Fucking Marie Kondo. God-Damn Marie Fuck Fuck Kondo. No, no, not really. How can those words even come out of…
Nature vs. Nature
I’ve spent an unnecessary amount of time looking at social media posts this morning. Every so often I’ll do…
2019: This year brought to you by the word Fuck
As we bid farewell to the bastard that was 2018 … and we look forward to the hope and possibilities…
Late
My god, I am too old for this shit ... I thought as I stared at my red, splotchy face in…
Booze Burnout
I’ve recently decided to drastically reduce my drinking. I know, I know. How boring, right? I cringe when people…
